MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It was confusing and full of hummus
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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