when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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