She's JV to your varsity
I faked an abortion last night.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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