On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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