I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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