so let's talk penis.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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