You don't have asthma, your pregnant
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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