google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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