Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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