you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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