It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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