Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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