He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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