The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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