What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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