I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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