why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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