i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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