marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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