I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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