Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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