It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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