at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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