We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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