ya dads aren't the best wingmen
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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