i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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