The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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