cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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