so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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