Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
