hell yes lets make some ravioli
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize