I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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