Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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