after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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