drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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