some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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