Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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