spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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