Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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