it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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