I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
3 2 1 whiskey
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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