No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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