HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
