I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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