apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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