I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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