i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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