ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He better not be in your backpack
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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