Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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