He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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