I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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