In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
