Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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